10 things I hate about you

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you make your hair.
I hate the way you smile at me.
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your dumb sport shoes,
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much and worse
it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around,
and the fact that you didn't call.
I hate how you're standing tall,
yet your heart is like a wall

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

(inspired by "10 things I hate about you", a movie)